Remember how I told you I had a sick and twisted mind? Well, this evening I had a flash of sick and twisted in the Dairy section of the local Price Chopper. So, to set the scene, I walk into the cheese and yoghurt aisle and about half-way down the way is a stocker who’s loading… Continue reading Dairy Section Psycho
I have a rather sick and twisted mind and sometimes it comes up with the most absurd ideas. Today’s idea was this. Who would you call if you accidentally (or on purpose) killed someone and needed to cover it up? Is there anyone in your life you could trust that much? Is there anyone who… Continue reading Who would you call?
Like flies to death the birds clouded the lot. As I approached I saw an injured squirrel. The birds were eating it alive. A banshee scream drove back the birds. They hopped about, waiting to feed, Only a step away. The squirrel’s hind quarters Were a flattened penny Left on the rails. My coat, a… Continue reading Injured
Very soon my television viewing life will enter a dark and terrible phase. Due to family additions, the budget must be cut and the first two things to go are cable and tivo. I’m not sure how I feel about that. On the one hand, not having 70+ channels to surf on will keep me… Continue reading Life w/out Cable and Tivo